What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I need to calm my uterus...
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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