Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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