i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Randomize
