i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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