Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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