also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
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