erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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