Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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