Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I just found a bag of teeth...
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Randomize
