i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Damn victory sex feels great
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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