every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
tell me about the fingering
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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