I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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