I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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