I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I love you. Go after that dick
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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