i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Randomize