Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
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