I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
As shirtless as possible
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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