Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
God I need to hump something, right now.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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