covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Randomize
