u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I want her autograph on my taint
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
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