I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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