i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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