how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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