from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Actions speak louder than pants.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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