He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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