Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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