fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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