Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Randomize
