I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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