dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
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