gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
zippers are such a cool invention
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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