he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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