Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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