I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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