I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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