don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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