what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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