I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
wow bdsm is so cute
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