Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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