And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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