I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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