yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
