what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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