Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
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