Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
