This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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