There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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