It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
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