i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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