check it out our google latitudes are spooning
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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